Now you can "represent" (or whatever trendy word you use)
wherever you go!
Drunkprov Ts and Tanks are made from the finest quality
(insert whatever material our shirts are currently made of here) and screen-printed
by hand using ancient gnome technology! How will people know you've wasted ten bucks
if you don't own one... or even six?
We're too irresponsible for PayPal or the like. If you'd like
to order a shirt you'll need to send ten bucks plus 3 bucks shipping to:
Drunkprov c/o Jamison 1747 Hilyard Alley Studio 7 Eugene, Oregon 97401
You'll also probably want to include: Your shirt size,
color preference (red, yellow, black, white and blue),
your address for shipping, your phone number, and your email address.
There may be shirts left at the show... you can also get them there. For more info email us at drunkprov@gmail.com
No actual Gnomes were harmed during
the making of Drunkprov or the official Drunkprov clothing! A few goats
were traumatized. Leprechauns were hospitalized. Our parents were shamed. But
the Gnomes are just fine. If you find a Gnome crying for help, do not touch the
Gnome. It's a trick.

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